sculptingsuccess:

spatialapprentice:

arodudejude:

if i can just get stupid for a second here…

i kinda noticed this when i was a kid, around that time in middle school when christmas lost its charm and i started getting bitter and critical about “kid stuff”, and now i’m bringing it back because it’s relevant:

hermey has round ears, not pointy ones like all the other elves.

the reason he can’t do elf stuff right is because he’s not an elf; he’s either a human child or perhaps a very short human man (which wouldn’t be a stretch, as i recall santa wasn’t much taller than the elves in this movie).

wasnt this the plot of that will ferrel movie

It was the plot of that will farrel movie

joshnumbilin:

surprisebitch:

judeoceltische:

sugarcubesaresexy:

charlesoberonn:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures

then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her

no one tops my grandma tbh

You illegally downloaded a dress…

I’ve said this before, but Grandma’s a very skilled seamstress.

the dress your grandma made actually looks better!

Grandma did it without the ugly side seem!

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

epiphanypaige:

annehairball:

epiphanypaige:

who would win? matilda or eleven

they’d become best friends

you know what youre absolutely right